Emsculpt Neo, Empsulpt, and Emsella Chair: My BTL Core to Floor DIY Journey! Part 1

I noticed my husband seemed to really like watching girls online with snatched waists. I considered having a BBL for 3 months when I came back to him after we separated the 3rd time. I saw the girls on his feed and his history. I was glad he let me because I realized I was no longer that young bitty with the snatched waist and perky boobs. I could see he loved glutes donned in all types of garments. The internet is gracious enough to provide him and all of us with a billion different glutes in a billion and three different articles of adornment.

I realized I wasn’t it and started looking at before and after pictures of women that had breast augmentation, lipo, and a BBL. I figured I was 43 at the time. If surgeries only last a decade I’d still be 53 and I can decide if I liked it or not. He didn’t encourage me or discourage me. I wish he had an opinion either way. He told me a story of him and his ex who had implants and he said it was impossible to have mammary intercourse with her because they were hard as rocks on his package. They look great, yes, but you can’t use them like you think.

The liposuction was scary to me. Kayne West’s beloved mother had complications from her own surgery and you know she didn’t go to no bozo the clown surgeon. It is painful and can cause lumps and dimples, the surgeon’s can’t even say for sure who will get these textural blemishes or not. It's all about where it settles and your body's reaction. I did not have cellulite, dimples when I stood up or sat, and there are no lumps not otherwise accounted for on my body. In fact all my lumps are in my breast tissue. So lipo with a fat transfer to the hip dips and glutes was put on the backburner out of fear.

I am having an MRI to rule out if the lumps in my breast tissue would cause any complications with breast reconstruction surgery. I need a lift and reshaping of my breast tissue and sadly my nipples should be repositioned. My husband watches big breasts when he succumbs to his online fuckery. I grew up thinking I had big breasts. I even wrongly assumed that mine were nice for a mom.

When I married my husband I noticed he stopped playing with them at all. It was like no contact. I’d ask him why and he’d tell me because I said they hurt. He doesn’t get that when he squeezes the nipple at 75% I bruise and I told him but it never meant don’t touch them. He hurt because we would have our once a week sex and he’d squeeze one so hard, sometimes it was the breast tissue, other times it was my nipple. It wasn’t enjoyable for me and it made no sense for him to want to hurt me. He had to know that would hurt a person, he has nipples himself.

I started reading about breast lifts and how I’d go down a cup size but I’d be fuller. He was all for it and paged through the before and after galleries of the surgeons I was considering. I asked him one night if I have the surgery and he couldn’t titty fuck me would it have been worth it for what society says is a nicer pair of titts then my slightly saggy mommy milkers? He thought about it because his brain was trained to crave round full perky titts and said no it wouldn’t be worth it because I like doing that to you.

We tabled the boob job until my MRI results came back and I began to focus on a way to reshape my body without having to have the risks associated with any of these procedures. I started to read about emsculpt and emsculpt neo. Supposedly if I place a paddle on my abs my muscles will contract 30,000 times like I am doing stomach crunches. The device forces the users muscles to contract with more force than they could ever apply on their own doing abdominal isolation contractions.

I knew I had abdominals, I could feel them. I even remember the days in my youth when I could do 100 sit ups and make them pop out. I’ve read that we all have abs; they just sit behind a layer of fat. I tried everything for my stomach. I have a noticeable layer of fat covering my abs that wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have a mommy belly. I can be 109 lbs or 132 lbs. My stomach skin is stretched and crinkles when I move. I can be thin as a rail and still jiggle this skin. I realize the only way to get rid of this would be a tummy tuck but again I’m not so sure I’d be able to handle someone cutting into me just to make me look like the girls on my husbands feed that were decades younger then me.

I decided to see if I could get admirable results using the emsculpt core to floor package. My abs, glutes, and pelvic floor would receive high-intensity electromagnetic therapy as an alternative to a tummy tuck, lipo, and BBL. I knew I could never achieve the look those girls had on his feed without help. One session of emsculpt feels like thousands of involuntary muscle contractions that are directed at remodeling your body's deep muscles. BTL Aesthetics manufactures Emsculpt claim that the device allows users to lay down and let the device simulate thousands of muscle contractions like hypertrophy (Increase in the size of individual muscle fibers) and hyperplasia (increase in muscle fibers). Both of which grow muscle.

I’m not sure if growing the abdominal muscles will help with my saggy mommy belly skin. I think it would burn some of the fat that lays on top of it. I also noticed I’m bloated. This is a completely new phenomenon. I told a friend who has gone through her changes and she told me females get a belly when we start perimenopause. It grows in menopause because of our hormonal changes and fat redistribution. I did notice I was having a harder time sucking my gut in and I couldn’t recognize my belly anymore.

I wasn’t going to stand still if this is what my body was genetically programed to do. There had to be a way without surgery to reverse the damage from having children. I decided to fork over thousands of dollars just to review BTL’s Emsella, Emsculpt Neo, and Emsella Chair. I decided to use the Emsculpt Neo on my glutes, the Emsculpt on my abs, and the Emsella Chair for pelvic floor laxity. 1 year, 4 cycles, why not? It’s not cheaper than surgery and it will never produce the stark contrasts you see in the before and after pictures of people who have had surgery but I wanted to see if given enough time would this work on the average perimenopausal mom body within 20 lbs of her ideal weight and 3 pregnancies. I had big kids so my pelvic floor and abs had stretched and as a result gained a slightly lax feeling. I’m lucky my husband generously told me to try it over the surgery offered for problems like I have. I decided to give it a whirl for a year and compare my before and after results.